Minstrel Cycle

The period in which an artsy individual attempts to make money off of his/her music.

John: Where is Kate?

Adam: Shes over on the corner trying to earn money off of

her guitar.

John: Really? She isn't very good.

Adam: Cut her some slack, shes going through her minstrel cycle.

by Pr3ngles August 5, 2011

Turkish Minstrel

This is a sexual position in which large amounts of dental floss are shoved into a partners behind and then removed.

The floss is then tied to your partners big toe on the right foot while you strum it like a guitar and sing various love songs from 80's big hair bands.

She said she loved my singing voice and my lovemaking skills so I gave her a Turkish Minstrel

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

manstress

an illicit male lover; oftentimes the "other man"; the male version of a mistress

"What happened to Steve and Laura?"
"Well, Steve found out that Laura had a manstress on the side. Epic fail."

by women unite August 29, 2011

manstreaking

When a man's girlfriend tries to rid him of his friends.

Your girlfriend is manstreaking, you should dump her.

by *Karma June 24, 2011

Sporadic Minstrels

Ultimate's not good enough. We're talking, ultra-splendiferic conceptualization of Charles Sheen taking large stamps on small biscuits.

Sam: Hey Sam, Sporadic Minstrels are the Don Mecca.
Sam: You don't say?
Sam: I do say!
Sam: How do you say, Samuel?
Samuel: I don't say, how do you say, Samantha?
Samantha: I say.
Sam: Charles Sheen!?

by G-Funky April 7, 2007

Minstrel cycle

A good way to get around town

Minstrel cycle it's that time of the month

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Manstruel cycle

A period (no pun intended) of 6 or 7 days per month when a man is extra emotional and much harder to get along with.

Hey Brad, did you notice the boss started his manstruel cycle... he's been yelling and crying all morning

by Tnp12rocks March 27, 2017