by krizzzle August 25, 2017
When some North American men spread their arms or legs in a crowded space, taking up more personal space than is necessary and causing inconvenience or discomfort to others. Although these North American men claim this sprawl is necessary to create comfortable space for their testicles, they can't explain how their outspread arms are necessary for their testicles, nor can they explain why men from the rest of the world can sit with crossed legs or in a corner and not die of discomfort.
Are you the Marlboro man riding a horse through the wilderness or are you on public transport? Instead of us all standing and staring at your crotch and armpit, how about you check that manspread?
by CheddaD January 05, 2018
The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).
"I have an armrest-sized-bruise because the guy next to me was manspreading so much that I had my thigh squished into the armrest the entire busride"
by The Riveters January 19, 2016
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by AGingeredLife March 04, 2015
Manspreading...the disparate consumption of public space employed under the guise of male biological necessity. Some profess that "Men are naturally designed to sit this way."...and that this "fact" should excuse them from exercising common courtesy to those around them. Of course, very few things in our lives adhere to the natural order.... women, for example, are not afforded one week out of every four to curl up in a ball and nurse their cramping abdomens, back pain & headaches as designed, but by all means gentlemen...spread those knees a little father apart. The rest of us can always sit on each other's laps to ensure that your enormous genitals have the elbow room they demand.
He has slept in an upright, seated position since puberty becasue manspreading doesn't work when he's sleeping on his side and he believes that if his knees get within 24" of each other his testicles will explode in dramatic fashion and he will bleed out and die alone as his calls for help go unheard. Lol
by Scrapples January 18, 2016
Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.
I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.
by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017