manspeaking

Manspeaking is when, among a conversation of women, a man speaks without first being spoken to. This term is used by feminist to silence a man who's speaking when their input in the conversation is not needed. To avoid manspeaking, you must wait to be spoken to first before saying a word. If you're not spoken to, stick to being the obedient, silent, good male feminist that you're supposed to be.
(NOTE: manspeaking usually only applies to conversations among feminists)

Feminist 1: that's the problem with this hetero-patriarchal society we live in.
Feminist 2: Yes. exactly.
Male: Yeah. The patriarchy is terrible.
Feminist 1: stop MANSPEAKING. No one asked you to say anything about this.

by ihateonthingsilove June 30, 2017

Manspeaking

when a man has the audacity to speak without permission from a woman

Man: Oh, hi! Good morni-
Feminist: Quit manspeaking me, you sexist pig!

by standing up for what's right December 4, 2023

manspreading

The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.

The dudes took up all the damned space with their manspreading.

by Terry Heaton December 21, 2014

manspreading

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.

James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015

Manspreading

A natural position in which a man is spreading his legs apart so that he doesn't damage his reproductive organs. Unfortunately some snowflake feminists are a making a big deal about this that somehow this causes oppression while women can cover the whole seat of a subway train with her bags and purses and creating more burdens for other people.

A man sits in a subway seat
Dumb bitch: omg that man is manspreading! Patriarchy is out of control!
Man: Shut up bitch, you and I are mammals and that means you have tits and i have a cock. You wear a bra to protect your boobs while i have to avoid damaging my nutsack.
Dumb bitch: Waaaah! Waaaaah! Im posting my trauma on tumblr.

by Deadmojo January 20, 2019

Manspreading

Another way for women to start a big issue with men

Feminist 1: this guy on the bus is Manspreading
Feminist 2: we need to submit a video saying how we were sexually assaulted

by Meninistsagainstfeminists January 12, 2017

manspreading

spreading your legs when you sit down so as to not sit on your balls

Sorry for manspreading, I just need room for my boys to play.

by MakeMemesNotWar June 2, 2017