Old-Man-Itis

A contagious disease that makes you want to lay in bed and stay on your phone watching videos. Another symptom is listening to political podcasts and listening to 60's music on the regular. This disease reduces your energy to do anything active or go outside. Some other symptoms could include a fever and sleeping for most of the day. The only time you get up is when it is time to eat and you head back to bed. Originated from Ivan Najera.

Bro you hear about Ivan? He been sleeping all day and has been on his phone in bed all day. He doesn't want to hang out or do anything. Guess he has the Old-Man-Itis

by Flaco7 March 14, 2018

sick-maniaism

A senseless type of humor one develops when they no longer take life seriously.

Tom Dilley-Da-Dildo is such a 'sick-maniaistic' person. He thought it was funny to tell me to go kill myself.

*Sigh* Todays society is filled with 'sick-maniacs'

Depression does lead to severe sick-maniaism.

by SuckofdadsmothersodankxD January 21, 2019

Monitis

Newly discovered disease where tumors start to grow in your brain and then spread throughout your body. Symptoms include rashing of the genital areas, sharp rectum pains, extreme head aches that last for days on end, troubled breathing, painful urination, extreme bowel movements, and constaint body odor. No cure is known. Puerto Rican's brought the disease over into the United States while smuggling drugs. Most prominent in the Northeastern area of Illinois due to the growing population of Puerto Ricans and drug use in that area.

" I have these symptoms"

"You have Monitis"

by Professor Dr. James Dowel M.D. January 20, 2007

mantis ass punch

To punch a man in the testicles from behind causing him to freeze. Traditionally a game played by college students and Navy seamen. Similiar to the Man-Check gender verification is established. The objective is to establish dominance by punching a fellow from behind while yelling "MANTIS" causing him to buckle up or freeze. You recieve bonuses if you mantis your opponent while he has an audience.

"look...Johnson is giving a newcommers briefing, *punch* 'MANTIS' you were served by a mantis ass punch."

"How a bout a game of Mantis"

by Joe Mantis February 25, 2008

Manitash

A card game played by several old men.

They are playing manitash.

by GG007 May 22, 2009

mantis lords

these girls from hollow knight YOU fight them to see whos stronger. this boss is sooooooooooooooo easy i beat it with my eyes closed. if your stuggling just git good. sick music in fight

mantis lords fights you

by Taataa February 23, 2021

flying mantis

the act of throwing a mantis at your lover as you are about to ejaculate.

n/a flying mantis

by the real Edward Richtofen November 4, 2013