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manchild

Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.

So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.
Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?
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manchair

The seat in the clothing shop reserved for the husband/boyfriend while their partner goes through the shop trying stuff on.
ooo theres a manchair, quick, grab it before that other guy gets it!
by jws14 December 9, 2008
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Manchester United

Manchester united is a team that once peaked and played amazing, but now they have been reduced to an insufficient piece of garbage. Anyone that supports Manchester United is going to be disappointed with their performance as they are shite.
Person 1: Which team do you support?
Person 2: Manchester United
Person 1: oh, you must get no bitches
by rohaan's father February 1, 2023
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Manchild Drink

I'd like to order a Manchild drink please.
by Fatmatt January 5, 2014
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Manchester twist

Turning your fist around during male masturbation so as to simulate going from the vagina into the anus.
I was cranking one out hard last night and decided to switch it up with the ol' Manchester twist, it was a tight butthole for sure!
by Rim Tobbs January 17, 2018
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Manchester United Top Red

a Manchester United top red is a Manchester United ‘fan’ who is deluded beyond saving, and will accept failure as long as ‘dna’ ‘passion’ & ‘playing for the badge’ is shown.

A Top Red will vehemently deny they are a nonce even though they can name the full u14’s squad.

A Top Red will accept failure, as long as they are proven right.

They will praise average players, such as Scott Mctominay, and defend them; due to them having qualities such as ‘passion’ & ‘dna’

A Top Red cannot stand foreign players, their dream lineup would consist of 11 born and bred mancs.

Similar to hating foreign players, Top Reds hate foreign fans. If you don’t live five minutes away from old Trafford, you are a ‘plastic.’

Examples of Top Reds are abundant on Twitter, many will be under Stephen howson’s page, trying to give him a reach around.

A Top Red still hasn’t got over the sacking of Ole Gunnar ‘goblin’ Solskjaer, they believe he deserved more time, even though he bottled multiple finals, bought no silverware to the club and set the club back decades.

Most Top Reds will have a SAF profile picture, or a Wayne Rooney Profile picture on Twitter, if you get into a debate with an account with either of these pictures, it’s best to move on. You won’t get through to them.

A Top Red’s favourite Player will always consist of any listed below.

- Dean Henderson
- Luke Shaw
- Harry Maguire

- Marcus Rashford

- Scott Mctominay
- Any Player with a British passport
- Any academy player
Regular fan - “I really don’t see the point in playing Maguire, he’s absolutely terrible”

*Manchester United Top Red* - “You’re a fucking plastic fan!!! Back the captain!!! How dare you!!! He’s United through and through!!!
by Stephen Fatson May 17, 2022
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new manchester, west virginia

There is nothing here. No McDonalds, no KFC, no restaurants of any kind. It's like a no man's land here. I would rather live in Chester than New Manchester, and I never thought I'd say thta!
When I went to new manchester, west virginia, to babysit some dogs, there was no place to eat, so I died of starvation.
by HamInTheFreezer September 29, 2017
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