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Fuck a mango day 

On July 21 you can fuck anything that has mango in it Mango juice, Mangos, People named mango, ect
Jordan: Damn todays boring i wanna fuck a mango on fuck a mango day

Brandon: What the fuck bro

Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick 

when you and a lovely woman or man are having intercor- sex! you bust your fat nutt into her mouth and kick her in the shin. then with your left foot you kick her in the cooch.(: thus causing her much pain and confusion. sometimes she will hurt her self in confusion other times she will spit out your nutt like a donkey. this is when you stop everything, pick up what you can of your nutt, sprinkle in on your toe, then you stick your toe into her cooch. 9 months later you will have an egg. you must crack then suddy side up frie the egg on a sunday. you then accuire the move Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick. you are now aloud to teach this move to one of your special pokemon. (can only be learned once) Move takes out 1000000 hp. or a one hit k-o. but your pokemon gets a raging hard on thus causing its attack, defense, speed, to go down, but its horneyness to sharply rise twice. See Mondo Donkey Saturday Punch (orriginated in Mexico in a mexican poptart plant while splicing febreze and semen)
Dude! Your Deoxys knows "Mondo Donkey Sunday Kick"!! No way!! Attack pikachu with it! Holy poo, he did a cartwheel and dodged it just like in episode 256!

MONDO Dook

An enormous poop. Typically this is a morning ritual for coffee drinkers worldwide. What happens is after a hot cup of Joe it turns into Bowels Gone Wild!!!
Hey Mrs. Butterfield I’m down to fuck again but lemme just take a Mondo Dook reallly quick I’ll make it shnappy I promise then we can rub uglies one more time before I leave the Retirement Home.
MONDO Dook by Blumpkin42 April 25, 2021

Mondo Duke 

Oh man I had a huge Mondo Duke last night!

Mano De Dios 

The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.
"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."
Mano De Dios by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008

mandy dingle 

golfing slang - a shot where you hit the ground before the ball so the ball doesnt go very far and ends up in a spot that will not be good for your next shot
mandy dingle - fat and ugly

"what a crap shot mate, that was a real mandy dingle"
mandy dingle by molby August 13, 2006