mancumber

The male genitilia, The penis

Bill Clinton looked down at his favourite intern eating his mancumber

by BrettS June 25, 2005

Manclusion

A conclusion that a man comes to when his ego is in question.

Jim got fired after showing up late to his job for the 8th time in a row

Manclusion: "obviously my boss is jealous of my gigantic dick" -Jim

Jim walks into a bar, hits on a woman way out of his league
. She rejects him.

Manclusion: "This bitch is obviously a lesbian" -Jim

by Livetowin_Manclusion March 15, 2013

Manicured zinger

1. A well thought out witty comment.

2. Providing well thought out and well executed commentary, after thorough analysis of a conversation.

Since Aram lives on the East Coast, he always wakes up before all the West Coast based goons every morning. While he's asleep, their text thread goes off continuously. When he wakes up in the morning, he recaps all that has happened on the text thread during breakfast and responds with manicured zingers.

by Nare September 20, 2015

Fu Manchu

1. Chinese crimelord created by Sax Rohmer. Once as popular and widely-used as Dracula, and the template for Ming the Merciless, comics villain the Mandarin and countless others. Now considered highly politically incorrect.

2. Style of facial hair. Long, thin, drooping moustache sometimes accompanied by a wanky little goatee. Looks distinguished on older Oriental gentlemen, elsewhere is a crime against decency.

"That's the thing about the fu manchu. On Fu Manchu is looks cool. On you... less so."

by marcata August 13, 2003

Manchu

To be fist driven up the ass (or thrown under the bus) by one's own unit, specifically by your own leadership for no real, logical or worthwhile reason other then to make somebody look good.

Hey SGT, just so you know, you have to do a full inventory of the go to war ammunition tonight, and Battalion does not care if it's your Friday night... Maaaanchu...

LT, why are there soldiers in their soft caps outside? It's only -15 outside today. What kind of fucking platoon do you run?! Keep up the fire!

Hey guess what, you get to go sit out on an OP today for 15 hours, in January, for no real reason. Oh and that heater in your Bradley, we never fixed that like we were supposed to. Manchu!

by Manchu! May 6, 2013

manlium

The strongest element known to mankind, far stronger than tungsten, steel, and chromium. Produced only by the god Anthony Manly, it is extremely limited in quantity. The strength of Manlium knows no bounds.

Person 1: Whats the strongest element ????
Person 2: Manlium of course !!!!!!!!!!!

by cheesefan1996 February 10, 2022

Beer Manchu

When you drink beer way too anxiously and spill it down the sides of your mouth and (in some cases) on to your shirt.

Jake's sporting the beer manchu after losing beer pong tonight.

by Bosley2288 June 6, 2009