An extended version of the ever-popular Mancation, in which the individual, typically a male, engages in a prolonged respite from his daily duties and relationships. Manbaticals typically follow life-changing events including divorces, break-ups, or major job changes. The average Manbatical lasts 6-8 weeks but in extreme cases have been known to go on for years.
Did you hear about Steve? Right after he and Karlie broke up, he went to Cabo for Mancation with his brahs and ended up on an 8 month Manbatical! Dude came back with a sick tan, one nut, and a scathing case of the Herp, but he's real relaxed now and totally over Karlie. Just goes to show....
by Zach Olsen January 2, 2009
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Get the Manbastard mug.Similar to the manbun, this men's hairstyle uses a thin headband to keep a man's luscious locks out of his eyes.
"Did you see Noah's new haircut? It looks great!"
"No, last time I saw him he had it up in a manband."
"No, last time I saw him he had it up in a manband."
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Get the manvantage mug.A growth of black to reddish thick or coarse hair that resembles a tarantula's legs. Most concentrated around the anus & protruding from the intergluteal cleft or "butt crack". Typically found in human males but can effect the female sex as well.
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