n. etymology-derived from "mammogram" (a photograph of the breasts made by x-rays).
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
Get the manogram mug.An uncomfortable medical procedure performed by using a small, hairless rodent. For men, a hammogram is completed by sending hampsters with little forehead lights deep into the rectum to search for prostate and/or colon cancer. For women, a hammogram is used to test for precancerous cells in the breast tissue. The hamsters used in this procedure generally come with one dollar bills, expensive cuban cigars and single malt whiskey.
Hawkins: I'm never going to a proctologist; that's just scary.
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!
Jen: I've heard they aren't that bad. Nathan had a hammogram last week, and he only crapped fur for two days!
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