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Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021
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Chocolate mallow mouse poop

An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .
That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.
by Foodcritic August 7, 2018
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The "Mallows Effect"

the feeling of being sick or feeling of catching something "dirty" just by being in the same vicinity as them...
"Hey, check out that prostitute! I think she just gave me Hepatitis by "The "Mallows Effect""
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excess mallow

When making a s'more, when you squeeze the marshmallow in between the graham crackers, it's all the marshmallow that bulges outside the square.
1. Dude, look at all that excess mallow on Terry's s'more.

2. Come on, you know no one ever eats their excess mallow right?
by mangafreak50 April 19, 2011
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Mallow Bomb

A type of drink similar to a Jägerbomb or a Carbomb. Rounds of which are usually done at a bonfire or other event where s'mores and kegs of beer are being consumed.

Instructions:

• Roast a marshmallow to the desired consistency
• Cheers or toast with the other participants
• Drop the marshmallow into your cup of beer
• Chug the beer
• Eat the marshmallow.
We were doing mallow bombs all night long. It was a fucking great bonfire.
by fred_oakley September 13, 2010
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Mallow

Abbreviation of the word Marshmallow. Just leave the Marsh part and keep it mellow.
These Mallows are tasty.

Lia has 69 of those Mallows.
by vesai1 April 16, 2019
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smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck
eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck
by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017
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