Malk

To drive slowly through a parking lot behind a person walking on foot in the hopes that they are walking to their car so you can immediately take the parking space that they are leaving.

This parking lot is so full! Let's malk that guy with all of the shopping bags.

by BadHatHarry December 5, 2024

Malk

Malk is the congealed and spoiled version of Milk that is made by repeatedly spilling a small amount in the same non refrigerated environment.

Dude 1: Bro what is that nasty stuff all over the table
Dude 2: oh yeah, that's some Malk I've been working on for a few days

by CreativePseudoym October 21, 2023

Malk

my name because im a very cool person and no my name doesnt mean cvm it means milk but the i is swapped with a a

YOOO WASsUP MALK HYD 😍😍😍

by dxv3y June 19, 2022

Malk

Milk, just another way of saying milk

Want some Malk?

by Basil the herb July 27, 2021

Malks

Malks is the type of girl that doesn't want to be a Malky.

Hey Malks, you're really cute.

by ASMest September 4, 2019

Malk

When the milk in the fridge is off, and smells funny and is yellow and nasty. Every one hates malk

Jason: hey got any milk
Hunter: yeah, in the fridge
Jason: cool......nope its malk
Hunter: you sure I bought it yesterday

Jason: smell it
Hunter: yep, that's malk.

by Antisocial psychopath February 15, 2020

Malk

another way to pronounce "Milk"

Hey can i have some Malk?
Haha no.

by DINOtheNUGGET June 12, 2021