wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004

Malfunction Junction

A terribly designed junction intersecting I-4 and I-275 in Tampa, FL. It is notorious for its confusing twists and turns and car crashes during the morning rush hour. If you are driving in the area, don't be surprised to hear news of a major backup near Malfunction Junction on the radio in the morning.

Bumper to bumper traffic as a result of yet another car accident on Malfunction Junction. We'll be here for while.

by acablue January 14, 2009

Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

Brain Malfunction

When your brain physically is unable to respond or comprehend at most times.

"I tried to talk sense in to Rick Santorum, but he has a brain malfunction"

by Prokrustesseng January 13, 2012

Errectile Malfunction

A Errectile Malfunction is where you get a errection that you cannot supress and is visable through your trousers
Most common causes of Errectile Malfunction (for chris jacklin):
1.Buses
2.College tutors
3.CD/DVD drives
4.Physical abuse

"I had Errectile Malfunction on the bus to college this morining i thaught it was gunna fall off!"

by Zaky November 27, 2006

Orafice Malfunction

The unfortunate sound of a fart or burb that goes horribly wrong.

Greg's fart sounded as if he sharted, creatiing an embarassing orafice malfunction.

by Tony from the Lido October 7, 2011

wardrobe malfunction

Term created by Justin Timberlake trying to be intelligent. He failed. Miserably.

"It was...*glances at cue card* a... wa... ar..... wardrobe mal.... malfunct.. wardrobe malfunction! Yeah! I can read!"

by Nezbit February 15, 2004