deodorant malfunction

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

by just a worthless liar September 13, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Wardrobe Malfunction

A lame excuse offered by a major television network after broadcasting nude images of a used singer.

Seeing Janet Jackson's Tits on National TV.

by MB February 2, 2004

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

by WestCoastLisa June 11, 2006

wardrobe malfunction

Actually, a shortened version of WMD, slightly altered and presented as art. Wardrobe malfunction-noun: something that does not exist, in this case clothing that has been previously removed.

Ron Jeremy on the set.

by Leo February 7, 2004

wardrobe malfunction

An incident in the 1970s on the popular game show "The Price is Right" in which a contestant named Yolanda Bowersley is called to Contestants Row and her tube top falls off, revealing her breasts.

Yolanda Bowersly, come on down! You're the first four con--OH MY GOODNESS, Yolanda's TOP CAME OFF!!!

Janet Jackson wasn't the first to experience a wardrobe malfunction.
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by 1_WTC_Lock August 31, 2004