Maldives

some island country with nice beaches and a gang and drug problem that's not seen by tourists.

John:Did you know my country is pulling a maldives?
Jack:No i didnt.

by kazuwan May 5, 2021

Stop Malding

People would say it's "mad" and "balding"; mad and getting bald because your always mad. But it's more to being a piss baby. So the general definition is being a piss baby. Stop malding = Stop being a piss baby.

*You and someone just finished a fight in discord (chatting app) and you've realized that you're the one who's wrong, so you decide to leave (because embarrassed)*

The person who you fought: Lol, stop malding.

by 296112 April 13, 2021

Josh is malding

Basically josh is just losing daily

Josh is malding on the daily.

by Joshismalding March 13, 2021

malding

Someone that is getting so mad, he starts balding.

xQc is usually malding by playing Overwatch.

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

Malding

The act in which someone is angry and balding.

Xavier Quentin Chad is Malding. Just look at his 90 degree hairline PepeLaugh

by SoloPrestige August 25, 2019

Malding

A person who is mad and balding at the same time

Matthew Rinaudo is malding PepeLaugh

by Axiun June 22, 2019

Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.

“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”

by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023