mailandered

to be screwed over by someone who says they love you, but all the while screwing anything that moves.

I got mailandered by John for a whole year!

by suck guppy December 21, 2008

Mainlander

Used to discribe someone who is from mainland Australia. Used by people who live on the island of Tasmania.

John: I can’t believe your a Mainlander

by The light blue caterpie September 9, 2018

Sean Maitland

The top try scoring winger in the 2011 Rugby Super 15, but he was not considered good enough to play for the All Blacks. Possibly because he is homosexual.

I have been going so hard at work and the boss never says 'thanks,' its like I am that pariah, Sean Maitland.

by Crusader fan29 September 1, 2011

Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes

Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.

by Ando2 February 23, 2010

Mainländer

Phillipp Mainländer, the greatest prophet of our times who expounded on truths hidden by the evil (Copetzsche et al) of our times.

Jack: I am a Nietzschan
Jill: more like a Copetzschan. I believe in the one and only Mainländer, our prophet Painländer.

by someone from the earth March 24, 2022

maitland

the act of throwing your bag or spitting on another person

here comes maitland watch out he might spit on you

yo, you totally maitlanded on that guy

by bigboy7012 April 25, 2019

manland

Spencer's house when Colleen is away. The barbecue is always cooking red meat, sports are on all TVs, and the malted beverages flow like water.

"Dude, Jim and I left a bunch of weird stuff in Spence's freezer when I went to manland the other night."

by P-derdy May 16, 2006