Magnus 

A person with slight attention loss who enjoys touching people he doesnt know.

Person 1: whoa wtf was that??

Person 2: Oh that was just a magnus, he touched me too.

Person 1: whys he touchin people.. its kinda weird and annoying..

Person 2: yeah i know. dude he just took your nachos.

Magnus by akakakakak June 7, 2011

Magnus 

The fucking most gayest name for anyone to have. He has a cock the size of a tic-tac his balls are little bread crumbs. He is a asshole who is socially invisible. He has a 12 pack of flabs. He attracts not attention he is like a black traffic cone at midnight.He is like donald trump, a jackass. He is a loner with nothing but a Elsa blanket.

Person 1: Who is that dumb guy with the gay name?
Person 2: Thats a normal Magnus

Magnus by JonnyBlazeHunter September 1, 2016

Magnus 

a little rat who thinks that he is black. Kind of annoying sometimes and follows people around all of the time. he sucks dick for a living

ewwwww its magnus

Magnus by giggity 420 69 November 8, 2019

Magnus 

Loser, bad person in general

Magnus is a Norwegian name given to ugly babies. Sometime around 1400 A.D, this was eternal justice:

If someone were to directly speak to a person by the name of Magnus (Mah-Gn-Oose), they would be humiliated and/or executed for betraying the human kind and/or participating in witchcraft or sodomy based rituals involving scat, sacrificial offerings like babies and /or other cute, innocent and adorable animals.

Magnus by Destery H. White December 13, 2012

Magnus 

Magnus is a awfull name. Only people with no brains and little sexual activity get this name.

Hello there!
Magnus! I didnt see you there!

Magnus by MagnusHater6942091188 April 25, 2018

Magnus 

Adjective meaning, to get extreme sexual arousal when thinking or looking at feet.

Yo Quentin Tarantino has a Magnus.

Magnus by gamer_69 December 22, 2020

magnus 

a non hurtful way to say you gay to someone

ziya:yo bro you are magnus
marco:ikr thanks bro

magnus by poggers pussy December 23, 2020