Magikarp

The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.

Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*

Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!

Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.

by The random jerk August 28, 2007

magikarp

A super weak pokemon that knows splash until level 15. Also known as magikrap, the only good thing is that it evolves into the cool Gyrarados.

Me: hey why do you have a Magikarp?
Guy:It's cool!
Me: No it's not.
Guy: Oh, Man
I gotta release all of my Magikarp.

by Ash Ketchum7000 Pichu Lover October 3, 2007

Magikrap

Magikrapping is a move to use during anal sex in water. As the taker of the intercourse is about to climax the giver must pull out and grab the taker by the hair and dunk their head in and out of the water repeatedly whilst screaming "SPLASH WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE"

Also the giver must not finish before the taker to make this possible.

"Jan broke up with me last night."

"Dude, why?"

"I Magikrapped her in the pool."

"Bro, you're an idiot."

by Pazzy & Kathy October 11, 2012

Magikarping

When you flop around on your partner like a Magikarp, thus entering the sex position Magikarping (WARNING: May cause you to evolve into a Gyarados and use Hydro Pump)

I was having sex with my girlfriend and started flopping around on her like a Magikarp to preform the Magikarping sex position.

by Brony/KTD December 11, 2013

Meterosexual Magikarp

One who's hindquarters may sway more freely then most.

Courtney: Jay is such A MeteroSexual Magikarp.
Jarred: I know! He needs to stop shaking his ass!!
Jay" owch...

by Lyfial April 12, 2009

Magikarping

Magikarping is a technique in Grand Theft Auto V, it means to jump and then flopping mid-flight to achieve laughs or in some cases injure people who you go into.

Hey Smith, wanna go Magikarping?

by Old One September 17, 2013

Magicarp4563

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.

Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp4563 on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting Magicarp4563!'

by LubcubsGaming May 20, 2021