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USA Magnited States of America

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.
Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"
by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011
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Maggi Mix

by AllHailMaggiMix April 17, 2021
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Maggie (Margaret)

this girl is the most perfect girl out there. she is gorgeous, beautiful, amusing, and compassionate. she girl can take your breath away with just one glance or one word. it's unbelievable. multiple guys like her, but she's very focused on school and thinks that relationships at this point in life are pointless. my goal is to change her mind...
Me: I really like this girl Maggie (Margaret)... she's the best.
Bob: Really?!?
Me: Yes, I think I'm going to ask her to prom!
Bob: Good Luck.
Me: I'm probably going to need it.
by hawke-attack December 15, 2011
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gag a maggot

Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.
1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
by Wiseman July 17, 2006
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mangitis

Inflammation of the mangina. Symptoms include irritability, cramping, bloating, bitchiness, mood swings, and other symptoms related to the female menstrual cycle. Etiology is primarily in men can be from all age groups.
Robert sure is cranky today, I wonder if his mangitis is flaring up again.
by Archadamj June 27, 2010
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Maggie Rhee

A badass female character married to Glenn Rhee in The Walking Dead who has gone through so much but still continues to stay strong. She is played by the beautiful Lauren Cohan and was first introduced in season 2 when Carl Grimes was accidentally shot.
Person 1: "Have you watched the latest episode of The Walking Dead yet?"
Person 2: "Yes, but I am still confused as to if Maggie Rhee is still pregnant."
Person 1: "Same here. I have been wondering that for a while."
by dwingabistol February 11, 2019
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vag maggot

The most disgusting low life that can exist , for example : why did you rob that old lady you vag maggot
why did you rob that old lady you vag maggot
by Killer420 January 22, 2014
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