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magazine rack

When your standing at the magazine rack and someone lets out a hellacious SBD fart that sends everyone fleeing for their life.
I didn't get a chance to look at this month's copy of Import Tuner, because it stunk so bad when Stump magazine racked me.
by Samurai-X October 7, 2003
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Magazine rack

Someone with emotional baggage, personally disorders, attitude problems etc. The label of "magazine rack" comes on account of them having plenty of issues.
Me: So I was thinking about trying to hook up with Felicia from accounting.

Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.
by Rumpleforeskin August 21, 2016
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magazine subscription

A pre-paid contract with an ammunition supplier.
A magazine subscription is especially handy for lazy hunting/sporting aficionados who don't want to bother with the tedious task of hand-loading individual rounds into ammo-clips; the subscription-service both provides you with filled magazines and takes away your empties for servicing and reloading.
by QuacksO February 27, 2018
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magazine pretty

A level of beauty attained by a woman on any given day that would qualify her to be in a fashion magazine.
My wife is always beautiful,attractive, or cute but today she was dressed so well she was magazine pretty.
by DubMaKowski December 6, 2011
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magazine cute

A level of cuteness attained by a person on any given day that would qualify that person to be in a fashion magazine.
I have seen some cute babies in my life but that baby is magazine cute.
She's not just cute, she's magazine cute.
by DubMaKowski December 6, 2011
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magazine mad

vice versa of the mad magazine, an angry father who punishes his children of their made troubles, when he becomes angry
Bern, is a magazine mad yes, he always tells his son, Tom, to wait at school, till I come after you, but Tom has become mature and goes to a girl,s apartment, then Bern is that!
by man!? May 27, 2017
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Magazine fed knife

Something every Gen z carried at work.

Extendable knife with disposable blades

Most common weapon under 35 aside from the pellet gun
I used my magazine fed knife last night. I swear I went threw 15 mags I opened 10,000 boxes.
by Cody5050 November 13, 2020
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