3 definitions by Rumpleforeskin
Someone with emotional baggage, personally disorders, attitude problems etc. The label of "magazine rack" comes on account of them having plenty of issues.
Me: So I was thinking about trying to hook up with Felicia from accounting.
Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.
Co-worker: I wouldn't if I was you, she's crazy, a total magazine rack.
by Rumpleforeskin February 29, 2016
by Rumpleforeskin January 23, 2004
"I looked at some woman's profile on pof.com and now I get a message from her every fucking day.
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
She's like a shower curtain. Get it a bit wet and it doesn't leave you alone."
by Rumpleforeskin July 9, 2012