Magnoshmeetive

The moment when you realize the dick is actually bigger than he said it was, the first moment a pure joy.

Rachel had a magnoshmeetive moment when he told her he has a super sausage.

by Nonstopthot101 February 9, 2017

Maganlal

A name commonly given to the pimp of a town, someone who owns everything and everyone, and is given free access to any of his (or her) desires. It is synonymously used with the term ‘big dick’.

“If I were the Maganlal here, I would make everyone suck me all the time”

“Oi Maganlal, where are all the bitches you promised”

Jang: “Dude, that guy lives in the trailer park. Let’s fuck him up.”
Jono: “You idiot, he’s the Maganlal for all of Logan”

by The New Thing January 8, 2009

MAGAlomaniac

An American that is so obsessed with Donald J. Trump that they actually think that he was a good president and won the election in 2020.

I wish that MAGAlomaniac would wear his mask so this pandemic could get under control.

by MakeAmericaReasonableAgain November 26, 2020

Luka Magnotta

1: Luka Magnotta was a Canadian serial killer who committed many acts of animal abuse, often recording videos of the torture and posting them online. Two of his most infamous videos are "2 boys, 1 kitten" where he stuffs two kittens into a vaccum chamber and sucks the oxygen out, slowly killing the cats. The other is "1 lunatic, 1 icepick", where a man named Jun Lin is tortured, killed, and cannibalized on tape. Luka was captured in an internet cafe after attempting to look himself up on Google. (Watch "Don't F**k with Cats" on Netflix for more information)

2: What you call a man that absolutely destroys your pussy during the Devil's Tango.

Allison: Johnny really pulled a Luka Magnotta last night, I still can't walk properly!

by EerieFoox August 7, 2022

Magnoliate

To paint a room to magnolia to make it neutral ready for property sale, or inspection.

Can also be used to describe cleaning something up for presentation to someone else.

I need to magnoliate my flat before I sell it

I'm magnoliating my bedroom this weekend

Hey, that apartment could use some magnoliation

by Ruzzie June 9, 2007

MAGAloid

an enthusiastic supporter of US President Donald J Trump

My thrice divorced alcoholic uncle is a drooling MAGAloid.

That MAGAloid voted for someone with no qualifications to be president and now everyone is losing his old health care coverage.

by NotAnotherDamnScreenNameToReme April 12, 2019

The Magnolia Bowl

An over compromising technique that Ole Miss fans use in, terms of football, to delude themselves into thinking that they actually have a rivalry with LSU.

LSU fan #1: Are you going to The Magnolia Bowl?

LSU fan # 2: You mean that woodshed beating we give Ole Miss every year?

by HS22 November 22, 2009