malarki

A load of bullshit.
OR
Used in context of OMM - Oh my Malarki!

Michael Herron, whoever told you that is wrong. That's a load of malarki!
OR
OMM! He just stole that car!

by lolpwnzorloler December 28, 2007

marlar

To carry the entire burden of a group on ones back. To be the only reason others exist.

"Let me go ahead and marlar this one." or "I am marlar hear me roar!!!"

by Frank Peabody July 24, 2003

maklar

generic name for anything, descriptive or otherwise.

lets maklar down to nandi's house, his mum loves getting covered in man-maklar

by Uber caMeL! September 14, 2003

Madtard

Noun - A person who is so insecure in their lameness, they feel the need to appeal to others by using the prefix Mad to their name. Often an effort to detract from their lower intellect and insignificance.

That MadGeordie is a total Madtard.

by RectileDysfunktion February 4, 2021

malärkey

a soon to be world famous rock band that just hasn’t been recognised yet

person 1: have you heard of malärkey?

person 2: what? that rock band? HELL YEA!!

by bobbie:D August 4, 2022

Ill Mallard

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.

I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.

by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

Full Mallard

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.

"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"

by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012