Macomb

Contrary to popular belief, the area known as Macomb is actually Macomb TOWNSHIP. It's not a city, a town, or a village, it's just a sqaure piece of land that's quickly being converted from farmland to urban sprawl as people try to get as far away from Detroit as possible. Although it has a population of over 70,000, Macomb Township is really nothing more than a patchwork of subdivisions and stripmalls (usually containing at least one dollar store and a subway). The unofficial *downtown* is Hall Road between Partridge Creek and Lakeside malls. There is never ANYTHING to do. In summary, Macomb Township is a homogenous little piece of suburbia where 16 year old girls drive Hummers and oversized SUVs, and McMansions stretch as far as the eye can see. Gotta love the American dream.

Person 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Walmart?
Person 2: Which one, the one on Gratiot and Hall Road, Hall Road and Mound, or 26 and Van Dyke?
Person 1: Thank God we live in Macomb Township

by artichokes123 November 3, 2009

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Macon GA

A slowly deteriorating city in the "Heart of Georgia" with high crime rates.

Macon GA is due for a big turn-around.

by Toby Dauntless February 27, 2009

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macophile

Someone who is excessively interested in, and in many cases obsessed with the Mac platform and/or the apple hardware it is often connected with.

"Have you seen Shannon lately?"
"Yeah, he has become a real Macophile"

by system_glitch September 13, 2008

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Macovich

Macovich is the very real and very successful company founded by Mike MacDonald as President/CEO and Benjamin Oprinovich as VP/CFO.

Waiting for the proper time to leap out of the wood work, Macovich currently spends its time pondering business ideas and streamlining their process into a more capable and functional framework.

"Macovich, bitches. Perhaps you've heard of it?"

by D. Schweibelheiberton....... January 12, 2010

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