Mutton Machete

Penis.

See that bird over there. She's a horny bitch..I am going to fuck her with my mutton machete tonight when it's rock hard

by Course Work January 11, 2012

Machaela

A Machaela is a loving girl with a huge heart. She's always ready to do something and take charge of it. She's very intelligent and a people pleaser. A Machaela has hard times believing in herself and at times needs help from others. But she's a very awesome girl who has many friends.

That Machaela over there really helped me with my friend problems. She's awesome!

by Thegirl04 November 26, 2013

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

skaterboi macheda

a skaterboi macheda is a cosplayer who has a skate board. he thinks hes a pro at mini skateboards but hes atually trash. If you ever meet a skaterboi macheda never lose them because they are soooooo funny and tyically amazing singers. he tends to wear backwards pink hats, hoodies with the sleeves pulled up, and a watch. HES SO COOL. at day they wear strong cologne and champion hoodies. at night they wear cosplay.

a skatboarder who likes anime
ex. "i skateboard and watch anime" "youre a skaterboi macheda"

by coolirishdancerxd December 3, 2021

den Sascha machen

Buying a bike that's worth 3000€ but paying 5000€ and being content with the decision.

"I know my bike is only worth 3000€, but other people pay the same prize as me so it's fine." - Sascha, den Sascha machen d.

by Cracknickel July 2, 2022

Machete

a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.

Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete

by ltdelicious May 4, 2009

macheted

To have a threesome with a girl and her mother. Usually done in a pool while being recorded with a video camera.

I went to her house this weekend and macheted her and her mom.

by rustyspikeshackleford April 6, 2011