a very hairy bushy vagina. All woman, girls, grandmas and anything female has them. Most are looked after by their owners and washed every day. Most are shaved but some are bushy like a tree! XD.
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!
or it is a muffin.XD
if u ever aproach one that is bleeding be careful as its owner may get snappy!!
or it is a muffin.XD
example 1: can i have some cream on my muff... (you could fink of that in both ways)
Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!
Example 2 : have you smelt hannah's muff recently?
It smells like a fish tank!
by kim r October 03, 2008
1)a slang term for a woman's vaginal region. usually referrencing to the hair covering the vagina. it should be noted that when using this word to illustrate hair, it is only applicable when the hair is wildly untamed. 2)a drunken fool alive during the late 1800's and regularly refferenced in the the tom sawyer books as "muff potter".
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff
pussy, vagina, muff diver, hairy muff
by Moni B November 07, 2006
A very bushy and thick patch of hair usually covering a girl's vagina. Can be combed and/or parted, but is usually frowned upon by men. Some men have even been known to break off a relationship because of a muff.
"Yo, Sandy has this crazy muff. It's so disgusting."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
"Yeah, that's why she got nicknamed Grassy Meadows."
by MooMan76 February 16, 2006
by Muffenthusiasts April 26, 2019
Muff is a term used in hockey when a player shoots the puck very weakly on net, when a player passes the puck softly and the other team intercepts it, or if a player throws a terrible saucer pass.
Mike muffed the puck to the other team, and they went down the ice and scored.
Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.
Kyle muffed the puck on net, and it was an easy save for the goalie.
by Judder90 March 08, 2009
Basically when someone says something you don't like and you take your hand, place it over the other persons face and push it back with enough force to make their head go back
That guy said something about my girlfriend so I muffed the hell outta him....he strained his neck it was so bad.
by Chi-city High April 02, 2008