1 definition by notmobert

Acronym for Mandatory Ugly Fat friend. Every hot girl has one, if you find one that doesn't have a MUFF:
1. You are a moron, look harder
2. She IS the MUFF, and youre still a moron
3. She is a succubus, the only exception to the rule, stay the hell away from her, she'll ruin your life
If you don't have a MUFF, you are one.
by notmobert March 25, 2004
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