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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.
I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.
by ace April 22, 2004
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the coolest jew in california. Especially because his middle name is snake!
everyone likes moss because he is not a cheap jew
by under the seaman January 21, 2010
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moss

Moss (v) To totally ruin someone or something irreperably.
"On no my life is mossed up.
I'm going to kill myself"

"Your such a loser, you totally mossed that one"

"That song is a bit moss"

"Is the drummer in time. No he's mossed it up again!"

"All you do is moss things up for me"

"Who's mossed your face up?"
by Danny Vandahl December 9, 2008
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1. A small green plant that grows on walls, rocks, etc, and in dark, damp, or moist places.
2. Surname of this guy i know called Alex
"OMGWTF look, Moss, a mossy rock!!"
by Wouldn't you like to know.. March 18, 2007
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Nickname of famous NCAA gymnast Kristina Baskett
Moss won the All-Around and got a clock trophy.
by Megan April 25, 2006
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A real secret squirrel is also a member of MOSS.
by Dnoz October 14, 2008
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Describes ones hair.
Dennis Eckersly had some serious moss in the 80's
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