MONTANA 

The big MT placed that used to be a paradise until ruined by pretty people assholes from Michigan, California, Massachusetts and Vermont. It is flat, cold, remote, hostile and we hate wolves.

T-shirt in MT

"Montana Sucks - Now Go Home and Tell All Your Friends"

MONTANA by Alpino March 29, 2010

Montana 

Hand job through your pants

This girl was on the phone with her boyfriend crying while giving me a Montana.

Montana by fonzy bruh man November 20, 2010

montana 

The most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, a man would be the luckiest person in the world if he could manage to get a girl like Montana, the only thing wrong with her is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is so perfect. She has beautiful blonde hair and hazel eyes, and she is the definition of perfect.

Person1: hey I think I like that girl what's her name
Person 2: oh her, her name is montana,but you'll never have a chance with a girl like her

montana by Billy Bob12345678901010 November 12, 2016

Montana 

Slap Any Pussy Nigga or Bitch That Gets Outta Line .. Don't Never Run, But Always Running Shit .. Pull Up To The Scene With His Ceiling Missing .. Da Fucking Baddest!

Do You Know Montana? Yes, He Is Da Baddest!

Montana by BADDIE1991 December 20, 2016

Montana 

A state that does not exist geographically, but as a state of being. Often used by people to as an alternate word to describe their otherwise saddening lives, i.e.: state of depression, denial, self loathing, etc.

Stranger: "Hey, what's wrong?"
Sad Stranger: "I'm from Montana."

Montana by anonymous December 19, 2016

montana 

A place where men are men and sheep are scared

"Grab the duct tape, Ned's comin' with the velcro gloves again!" - a daily quote by every sheep on Ned's farm in Montana

montana by MAC DADDY K August 18, 2007

Montana 

The meth capital of the entire world. The state of Montana has more Crystal Methamphetamine per capita than any other place in the world. Maybe when you live in a place like Montana there isn't much else to do besides go on week long meth binges.

Montana has more speed freaks than trees/

Montana by Booter May 13, 2005