moldy potato

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019

moldy peach

Basically a modern day hippie. The name is based off the band The Moldy Peaches, because their song "Anyone Else But You" is basically the "moldy peach" anthem.

Sarah: I like photography, driving to nowhere, places no one knows about, crappy cars and pickup trucks, sepia pictures, coffee, tea, loving laughing living, making bracelets, mixed tapes, journals, sunrises, beaches in winter, smiles, rooftops, good people.

Julie: You're such a moldy peach.

by theoriginalmoldy1 June 29, 2009

Moldy Rolls

Mold that lingers under rolls of fat.

"Bro, don't give him your pencils to store in his fat, he got moldy rolls."

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

moldy twat

A musty, moist, stank pussy badly in need of a few douches before ever getting fucked again.

Dude, so I was with Cathy the other night and I would've fucked her but she had such a moldy twat. I told her to douche with gasoline and a match so I could hit that.

by Mike -Hunt January 11, 2008

Moldy Bag Pipe

When you don't wash your balls for a week and commence to tea bag a cum chuggin skank.

After a weeklong bender I met a sloppy skank and gave her a moldy bag pipe!

by irish ass monkey June 24, 2010

Moldy Corn-dog

The sexual act of vomiting on a man's penis while giving it a blow job.

X: Can I please give you a Moldy Corn-dog?
Y: Ewww, no way!

by Pain E. December 9, 2010

Moldy Voldy

A play name for Voldemort, the villain of Harry Potter. Scorpius Malfoy says this when he is comforting Albus. It is funny.

A: I hate Moldy Voldy!
B: No, Umbridge is much worse than Moldy Voldy!!!!
C: I hate Harry Potter...
A and B: WE HATE YOU!

by IloveHarryPotteritisthebest November 12, 2018