Mitch 

A pussy who fucks with taken women and can't be a man about it!
Mitches usually have bad teeth low IQ and are attracted to the mentally ill.

"Don't be a Mitch."
"You all are a bunch of Mitches!"

Mitch by Randybobany January 28, 2017

Mitch 

short for "man bitch". An extremely moody (or bitchy) man.

girl: so what is your friend being all pissy for?
boy: oh, he's just being a mitch

Mitch by jamminguitarist February 3, 2010

Mitch 

In addition to being a towel, Mitch has a HUGE cock.

Hey did you see that towel? He's hung like a Mitch!

Mitch by laurabuggggg March 12, 2009

Mitch 

Man - Bitch

GuyA: Dude...sophia is such a mitch

GuyB: But she's a girl?

GuyA: No.. she's not..shes a man..and a bitch.. therefore, a mitch.

Mitch by Superssssss! May 31, 2010

Mitch 

Male Bitch.

A man who acts as if he has no nuts. Just like a contentious woman who constantly causes problems and messes up everyone's good time and inner peace. Mostly because they are bored or didn't get what they wanted.

Damn this guy being a mitch because I stood up for myself and brought him down to our level. He keeps yelling louder then me when I try to talk and trying to get me disliked.

Mitch by Man Power June 15, 2009

Mitch 

1. A person who forgets recent information learned.

2. A person who might have short term memory loss

3. A person who says something really, really stupid.

"The Canucks won the Cup right?" "No mitch."

"Wait, so your saying Lebron got traded to Cleveland?" "Mitch! C'mon!"

"I know for a fact Reba has always been a woman." "Do I even have to call you a Mitch for that one?"

Mitch by branch666 October 6, 2012

Mitch 

The strangest boy walking down the street. He lives with his best friend and spends most of his time as an asshole. he tends to be proud of this fact and is very upfront about it. he comes across as someone who's made bad choices but he's doing what he can to make better ones. he has this girl and she doesnt deserve him at all. he has his moments when he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. it's these moments that makes his girl smile. he wakes her up and says good night. he's genuine and outspoken. very fun, funky, and humorous. sometimes he sports glitter but thats okay, his gf did it. over all, Mitch is a good guy and people tend to over look it. if you see a Mitch, he's worth getting to know.

Girl 1: Hey who's that guy...?
Girl 2: Oh that's Mitch. he's adorable. you'll love him.

Mitch by the little mermaid 42195 January 19, 2012