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Chillin' with the Minotaur

To get the perfect amount of high. As you get high, you enter into a labyrinth. The higher you get, the farther into the labyrinth you go. And when everything starts to feel just right: smells and sounds and tastes and touches are so sublimely enhanced, you are chillin' with the minotaur.
California weed is guaranteed to have you chillin' with the Minotaur.
by miaumixxxr July 15, 2017
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minotaurus

A vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece's soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.

Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.
Every goddamn time we play minotaurus, i get corner fucked by the minotaur.
by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010
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Minotauro

Antônio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira, a Brazilian heavyweight mixed martial artist who currently fights in the UFC where he is the interim heavyweight champion. He is famous for his stamina, heart, and ability to withstand punishment. He has amazing submission skills and is without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight fighters of all time.
Minotauro is the first fighter to ever hold both the UFC and Pride heavyweight titles.
by JLB237 March 17, 2008
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manotaur

A manotaur is a female that is highly fit and displaying a high level of muscularity. A manotaur is not unattractive per se, and can still be thought of as hot to some. However a manotaur will not fit the expected cultural norms for what a female should look like.
A bodybuilder or fitness girl would be a perfect example.

"Wow, look at that manotaur!"
by DarkHorse220 August 4, 2008
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Minotaurian Flaming Jizz

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.
After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.
by Dazelda October 13, 2011
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Minotaurectomy

Procedure to remove a man's bullheaded virility, performed by a female, using a few choice words.
Seeing him snort and paw the ground, while angling his horns in her direction, she was planning tonight's minotaurectomy, which would preferably be non-surgical, but hey.
by Monkey's Dad January 5, 2020
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Minotauro Albanese

Quando un albanese scopa un caprone che sta scopando un'altra persona
"Hai mai fatto un Minotauro Albanese?"
"Sì, ne ho fatto uno a 4 tutti in fila, non chiedere dove ho trovato 3 capre però."
by Matt94r November 25, 2023
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