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minotaurus 

A vicious lego board game similar to sorry! that centers around a blood thirsty minotaur whose only desire is to devour your game piece's soul and banish him or her to eternal darkness.

In short, get your pieces to the safe zone or the minotaur is gonna fuck you up big time.

Warning: Because the minotaur is such a savage protector of the safe zone, it will be several hours before someone wins.
Also, you can easily lose lifelong friendships in the course of a few turns.
Every goddamn time we play minotaurus, i get corner fucked by the minotaur.
minotaurus by 007cubsfan007 August 3, 2010
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Minotauro 

Antônio Rodrigo "Minotauro" Nogueira, a Brazilian heavyweight mixed martial artist who currently fights in the UFC where he is the interim heavyweight champion. He is famous for his stamina, heart, and ability to withstand punishment. He has amazing submission skills and is without a doubt one of the greatest heavyweight fighters of all time.
Minotauro is the first fighter to ever hold both the UFC and Pride heavyweight titles.
Minotauro by JLB237 March 17, 2008

minotaur 

An ancient greek half-man half-bull beast.
The Minotaur with the axe killed him.
minotaur by Aaron Meyer January 25, 2006

Minotaur 

A relatively new swinging term used in the community to refer to a single male interested in meeting other couples. Similar to "Bull" but have the seemingly mythic qualities of understanding a couple's emotional bonds while helping them fulfill their fantasies whatever these may be. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said males. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.
My husband and I finally found a Minotaur to explore our cuckold fantasies with. He was amazingly respectful helping us realize what we wanted and completely brutal in the bedroom, just like we hoped.
Minotaur by Schecky17 March 19, 2020

Minotaurian Flaming Jizz 

When a minotaur wizard becomes excited in an encounter, and unleashes a load of cum with fire like properties. Nothing can survive it.
After the Spider Necromancer delivered a crushing blow to the company's Cleric, Big Trev avenged the injury by unleashing his Minotaurian Flaming Jizz.
Minotaurian Flaming Jizz by Dazelda October 13, 2011

Minotaur 

An attractive (usually chubby) woman with a disproportionately large lower half.
"That girl was nice enough, but when she stepped out from behind the counter she was a real minotaur!"
Minotaur by Suck It Wilde January 15, 2010

bucking minotaur 

A sexual postion similar to doggie style but the couple are on there knees.
the male is fondaling the Females breats with one hand and the other hand stimulates the clit .<does not matter what hand does what> All the while sloppy tounge kissing and pumping the vagina with with fast ,short and deliberate strokes to climax! A must try for freaks of all ages!!!
bucking-1.To leap upward arching the back
2.To make sudden jerky movements
3.Informal: To strive with determination
minotaur- mythical monster with the head of a bull and the body of a man
Last night I pulled off a sweet bucking minotaur ,Sally said that it was best sensation she'd ever experienced!Thank you Pac Man jones!!You Da man!!!!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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