A Mexican
man walks into a bar.
Please note that he'
s the *only* Mexican person there and all the other guys are white.
Suddenly one of the white guys walks up to the Mexican guy and says...
"Hey you! Colored men aren't allowed, much less welcome here!"
Then, the Mexican guy turns around and says to the white guy...
"Hey pendejo... When I was born, I was brown!"
"When I grew up, I was brown!"
"When I am sick, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the sun, I'm brown!"
"When I'm in the
cold, I'm brown!"
"And when I die, I'll still be brown!"
"But on the other hand you, pendejo, when you were born, you were pink!"
"When you grew up, you were white!"
"When you're sick, you turn yellow or even
green!"
"When you're in the sun, you turn red!"
"When you're in the
cold, you turn
blue!"
"And when you die, you'll turn
purple!"
"And you have the nerve and the balls to call me a "colored
man!?" Ha ha!"
Pass it on...
(Note that I'm not
racist. I'm Mexican myself. I just found this
joke in some latino guy's myspace page and so since I thought it was pretty
funny, I decided to translate it to English and post it here.)
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Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.