Masterbation

Jacking off
Whacking off
Beating off
Smacking the ho
Beating the pig
Whipping the Wayne
Slapping the salami

Whacking the wand
Punishing the pubs
Burning the beet
Beating the beef
Beating the meat
Jerking the jerky
Jerkin' the gherkin
Working the slave
Choking the chicken
Or
In redneck terms
Buttering the corn
Revving the engine
Or
Hunting the deer

I want to choke my chicken to nicki Minaj that's Masterbation

by Big baller 2000 January 18, 2016

master bait

To master bait means to gain mastery over the complex and intricate art of baiting a hook.

Timmy: Wow, you sure caught a lot of perch today!

Tommy: Yeah, it's cause I learned to master bait. Wanna see?

Timmy: Er... no thanks.

by scodder April 7, 2013

Masterbailer

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

by Absurdum July 17, 2011

masterbaitor

a person who is skilled at baiting fish; often mistaken with masterbator

That redneck is a masterbaitor, he caught 10 eels by seducing them with his fingers.

by PhysEd December 22, 2008

maskerbating

maskerbating - Wearing a COVID-19 mask while driving in your car alone or walking outside alone. Go do it into the privacy of your home.

I saw somebody maskerbating in their car with the windows up, and a COVID-19 mask strapped tightly onto their face.

by Crackerguy June 10, 2020

ambi-masterbatious

the ability to masterbate with eithor hand.

Graig is so ambi-masterbatious. He was rubbing one out the other day with his left hand, got tired and finished with his right.

by David R July 10, 2005

master bait

1. good types of bait that can have cringey catches from them

2. a way to get masturbate past the chat censors

1. nice. got a penis fish from the master bait

2. n00b on chat room: who wants 2 see me master bait???

by the floor is lava April 18, 2018