Martyn

A sexy ginger with the ability to make you laugh for hours. Has so much love to give but doesn’t think he deserves any in return. Martyns are generally closed off to begin with but can open up to the right person.
That guy is so sexy! Have you seen his ginger hair? He must be Martyn!
by Merty Magpie May 30, 2022
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by Old-fashioned April 14, 2019
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Martyn

Martyn loves people that starts with A. Lot of people with name Martyn likes to lie, but they aren’t bad, people with name Martyn are verry kind type of person, in fact the perfect partner for Martyn is probably January Aquarius. People with name Martyn have 2 personalities .
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martyn thomas

Martyn thomas is an Mi5 agent, he is a secret spy. He lives to catch baddies
Phrases have been used like

"That bond bloke has nothing on Martyn Thomas"
"Heyyyy, the names thomas, martyn thomas"
"There's a martyn thomas in my boots" - woody toy story
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The Ross Martyn

I wanna gave that girl The Ross Martyn
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Bradley Martyn Syndrome

Bradley Martyn Syndrome is a common condition prevalent among 90% of bodybuilders and gym bros. It manifests in the belief that physical strength alone equates to combat prowess, despite lacking any formal training in martial arts like MMA, Muay Thai or Jiu Jitsu.

The term draws inspiration from Bradley Martyn, an influencer famous for his belief that his 260-pound physique alone qualifies him to defeat any professional fighter weighing 160lbs.

This condition can be harmful to gym bros as It inflates their ego and a false sense of confidence, masking their vulnerability and leaving them not prepared for when push comes to shove.

This phenomenon mirrors the Dunning–Kruger effect, a cognitive bias where individuals with minimal proficiency in a specific domain, such as combat, tend to overestimate their skills.

TL;DR: Bradley Martyn Syndrome: Gym bros are bloated up pussies and lack fighting experience.
260lb Guy: You think you can beat me in a street fight

MMA Guy: Bro I'd snap you in half

260lb Guy: But I'm 260 bro

MMA Guy: (laughs) You got Bradley Martyn Syndrome
by TeaTreeMD May 03, 2024
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Martyn Evans

Martyn Evans is an obese (overweight) individual.
Martyn Evans tends to consume over six thousand calories per day.
Martyn Evans does carry bigger breasts than the average female.
Martyn Evans ate all of the food
by KlausMik August 09, 2022
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