Toot Magoot

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.

I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)

by A roach May 31, 2019

maloofing

Getting fucked maliciously and needlessly often by somebody far too incompetant to understand how bad they've fucked you.

The worst maloofing of my life was when that bitch fired me for putting money in the register. I was a cashier.

by Polly Grip March 23, 2010

Douche Magoosh

Being super douche baggish all the time.

Wow that Eric guy is such a douche magoosh!

by Rude1iscool March 27, 2011

Blue Magoo

A type of marijuana with a ton a THC. Has dark to light blue leafy shoots and long hairs.

Damnit Steve, you smoked the rest of my wonderful Blue Magoo, and now I cant get lifted.

by josquin March 15, 2010

roidy magoo

Someone who partakes in ass injections to swell their muscles beyond human size.

"wow that steiner is a real roidy magoo"

by Broke in Hoboken July 7, 2016

magoo mile

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Thirsty Magoo

Simply put: Best drink ever! If you've never had one, you don't know what your missing! Get into your local watering hole as quickly as possible and ask your local purveyor of adult libations to pour you one. If they claim they don't know what you're talking about; spit on them and leave. Life's too short to spend time in a place where you can't get a decent Thirsty Magoo!

Truxx was having a pretty bad day until he walked into the bar and announced "Thirsty Magoo?, Don't mind if I do!" After the first sip, he knew everything would be fine and there was plenty of time.

by Bob Dobalina August 4, 2007