The political equivalent of a maggot: parasitic, irrational, and feeding on the decay of American democracy.
by SonderKade September 27, 2025
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Get the Magat mug.Nickname on Capitol Hill for the corrupt Speaker of the House who has chosen to represent MAGAt (Morons Against Government And truth) instead of the American People. Instead of Speaker of the House, behaves as the 'Gaslighter of the House'.
MAGAt Mike is a disgrace to the office of Speaker of the House. He lies almost as much as much as his dishonest and incompetent boss, Diaper Donald.
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Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their head stuck up an orange clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in 2020 and 2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Definition: Any person who relates to one or more of the following:
* Wears a "Make America Great Again" (MAGA) hat.
* Usually racist, fascist, thick as a brick, and have their head stuck up an orange clown crybaby.
* Voted to end democracy in the U.S. in 2024, and usually also in 2020 and 2016.
* Have family members that don't ever want to speak with them or see them again.
* Have never left the continental U.S. or most likely their own state or county for any period of time.
* Thinks women are property meant solely for cooking, cleaning, and tending to children.
* Owns enough weapons and ammunition to arm a militia, but somehow constantly fears for their own safety.
* Mentally deranged from decades of malnourishment, alcoholism, poor education, tractor vibration concussion, and never having had their dads tell them they love them.
* Probably had to use some kind of chemical or just copious amounts of alcohol to get laid for the first time.
* Drives a Ford truck, often with prosthetic testicles hanging off of the back.
* Constantly needs to assert their masculinity in everything they do out of fear that people will forget that they are, in fact, a straight, white male.
* Secretly dreams of being invited by a Wizard.
Officer: "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
Driver: "Whayya mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
Driver: "Whayya mean swass going fhast?! I wash jusht shwing my kidszz in deh back how to do handrcksh turns!"
Officer: (over the radio) "I'll need reinforcements, we have another DUI MAGAt here"
Officer:
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Get the MAGAt(s) mug."On 6 January 2021, MAGAts paid a 'normal tourist visit' to the Capitol Building of the United States of America - and democracy and the Republic would never be the same."
by LowCountry July 20, 2024
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The Magat was lead to her death when storming the capitol after blindly following the orders of the orange devil cult leader.
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