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C I M B J

Last night my girlfriend gave me a C I M B J.
by WesternFish September 24, 2009
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J&M Stage

When your confused but walk to the bus together (hugging) and other such actions, but dont want to be considered talking. Also, the word friend is used to hide what the 2 people really mean.
John: Hey Margarett, lets make it seem like we are just "friends" as the J&M Stage
Margarett: Ok cool!
by mrchillout01 June 16, 2017
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J.M.D.O.

A common internet chat acronym meaning "Jacking My Dick Off." An analogue of LMAO, "Laughing My Ass Off."
Girlfriend7530: You wanna come over this evening?
Boy2458: Can't. J.M.D.O.
by honkersale May 17, 2009
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J.M'd

1.a word parallel to the word owned.
Comes from a famous noob whose initials were J.M. and his many rejections from society.

2. Similarly can also be used as a threat.
1.*man walks into tree*
"haha that guy just got J.M'd! XD"

2. "Don't make me come over there and J'M you!"
by luul April 25, 2007
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J.M.L.K.

A superhero/awesome guy. His existence revolves around being the coolest guy on the face of the planet. He's even had a song written about him and his sidekick Noshmetoo entitled "J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)". He is currently dating Noshmetoo's sister, Nashmetoo.
"J.M.L.K. and Noshmetoo (Ate a Shoe)"
by JBreezyTheMan September 16, 2009
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W.M.E.J.

W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.

Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.
"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."

-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.
by Pinky and the Brain January 21, 2008
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B.A.M.F.J

Bad
Ass
mother

Fucking

Jew;)

An amazing and very successful young lady who has many accomplishments. One of her most recent accomplishments was "The Cinnamon Challenge"!
Lovely Mia Padula is the definition of not only a bamf but a B.A.M.F.J :) And she is proud!
by Bcivi June 21, 2012
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