putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Lyndon

The definition of a sex Lord. Lyndon has the fattest cock known to man at 35 inches in girth and 72 inches in length. Every woman that sees Lyndon instantly becomes drenched and flocks to him.

Boy 1: Yo where did my girl go?
Boy 2: oh she’s just over there with Lyndon
Boy 1: understandable

by Bigcocknballz September 1, 2021

Lyndon Fluffer

A Fluffer/ A Person/ A Lyndon can be employed to warm up your wife or husband or sibling.

A Lyndon Fluffer is typically slang for a person from the Grimsby area

Can you get us a Lyndon fluffer in tonight love, as I just don't have the energy.

Just ordered a Lyndon to start off the foreplay to get your blood flowing.

by FuckBuff July 6, 2021

Lyndon Rizz

This type of rizz is where you go to London and dominate someone sexually into the Buckingham palace and violently Seduce everyone inside in till you become so filled cum that you burst out and turn into milk. After this process you come back down to earth and morph back into a human and become king.

Person 1: did you hear about the new king?
Person 2: Yes he got that Lyndon Rizz

by John Wock May 18, 2023

Lyndon Webb

That guy that always steals and snorts chalk, while always maintaining his power of annoyance so he can keep other people away.

Look, there's the Lyndon Webb. RUN

by ppbaba June 4, 2021

Lyndon skip day

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school

I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day

by Schnaare April 26, 2021

Lyndon

The best father ever. He's also the best partner you could ever come across. He's a good friend, son, father, brother, cousin, uncle, husband, mentor, boss, godfather, he's just the best. He's caring, selfless and honestly one of the best people you could ever meet. His smile can light up a whole room and his laugh will surely have you laughing with him. He's loving, caring, respectful and you just can't seem to thank him enough for everything he has done for you. Lyndon is the best.

Girl 1:Look at the man. He's such a good father.

Girl 2:Obviously, his name is Lyndon.
Girl 1:Omg! Lyndon? As in the best father ever??
Girl 2: Yep! That's him!

by user13837372819 June 18, 2023