Louisville 

A cool industrial working class city up in Kentucky.

Louisville is an amazing city.

Louisville by Death Menace April 15, 2023

Louisville

A city with the most retarded pronunciation you could come up with when you first read its name.

Ohioan: Hey, you wanna head over to Louisville (louis-ville) later?
Kentuckian: *proceeds to ridicule the ohioan, instead pronouncing louisville some convoluted other way, often adding or removing consonant and vowel sounds for no reason.*

Louisville by ArbysChickenSandwichesSuckAss November 9, 2025

Louisville Flute 

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.

His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.

Louisville Flute by WOMBAT86 April 13, 2019

Louisville Shuffle

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary and you pull out and shuffle up her body like a crab and cum in her face. Absolutely electic move

I wanted to cum on her face but I was too far away, so I had to pull a Louisville shuffle to get up there.

Louisville Shuffle by Derbychaser2019 May 5, 2019

louisville smuggler 

Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.

Dude, she hit him with the Louisville Smuggler!

louisville smuggler by Punker1977 May 15, 2015

Louisville Lawnmower 

The Louisville Lawnmower is performed by taking a length of anal beads (the longer the better) and fully submerging it in a girls anus, then placing your hand (palm down) on her asscheek and frimly gripping the string of beads with your other hand. Quickley removed said beads as if you were starting an old lawnmower

guy1: my mom said shes mad at you dude

Guy2: whys that?

Guy1: She said you gave her the Louisville Lawnmower last night.

Louisville Lawnmower by spc bean March 24, 2011

Louisville Woodchipper

A sexual position in which a woman or man sucks a penis with a mouthful of sunflower seeds. Not at all pleasuresome for either party.

We got drunk and ran out of cough drops, so she gave me a Louisville Woodchipper. Never again, dude.

Louisville Woodchipper by DangNasty October 5, 2006