Definitions by Punker1977

Mississippi Mud Bath 

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.

Mississippi Mud Bath by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

Foster Daddy 

When a man sleeps with women, then the women leave him to marry another man.

All these women with Jeff leave him and find their forever homes. Seems like Jeff is just a foster daddy.

Foster Daddy by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

louisville smuggler 

Sex act of a woman giving oral sex, and anal pleasure with a vibrator to a man, while she is shitting in a toilet.

Dude, she hit him with the Louisville Smuggler!

louisville smuggler by Punker1977 May 15, 2015