An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
by havokhell November 29, 2021
Get the lotion queen mug.Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.
John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.
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PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
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Me: "Dude, I scored a hat trick in the varsity game yesterday."
Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
Jake: "Bro, you're such a Mitch Lotko."
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Get the Lotion and Motion mug.dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion
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