Laxtitute

1) A cultureless and classless women.

2) A female attracted to sweet lettice and those who rip top chedd, their main goal in life is bukkake from an entire lax team.

The laxtitute grabbed me by my flow and worked by shaft.

by SigmaCha head rush December 12, 2010

laxtitute

A girl that pretends she can play lacrosse, and walks around wearing a sports bra(generally neon) a lax penny, and spandex. The laxtitutes of schools are generally the sluttiest ones, who think that they're too cool. They generally have big boobs and don't hide them.

Guy 1: damn!
guy2: what?
guy 1:look at that girl over there
guy 2: oh that laxtitute? yea we fucked last night
guy 1: think she'll want me?
guy 2: probably- consider you play lacrosses
laxtitute: what are you looking at?
guy 1: your ches-- nothing!
laxtitute: it's ok i dont mind! wanna touch 'em?
guy 1: yea!!

by yeamanyeagirl October 27, 2011

Laxstitute

A girl who has gotten with more than two members of one lacrosse team; lacrosse groupie.
This girl may lead to laxers on the team tending to manalyze eachother, because all of them are trying to get with her.

Zach: So Brandon, are you hittin up any ladies this weekend?
Brandn: Yeah, im hittin up Pikesville High School's laxstitute.
Zach: Dam, that trick is hot as shit.

by laxstituter93 April 24, 2009

lacostitute

Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.

"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"

by markleigh99 April 13, 2016

Lotitude

1)A slight feeling of gratitude to win back money wasted on a non-jackpot lottery ticket. 2)Winning back some, but not all, money wasted on lottery games resulting in a feeling of gratitude that you did not get completely fucked by the lottery.

I had to come to work today because I didn't win the fucking lottery! But I did manage to get some lotitude.

by Chokaho2 February 25, 2009

Slostitute

A slutty prostitute. They will bang someone and then charge someone. If they dont pay she will mug them.

Jacqueline. She is not a Slostitute. She is a great friend. And I love her.

by The Pensi February 25, 2009

Costitute

A small, delicate, Holsworthian lady of the night who is actually a bloke in a dress. To put it basically, "fiver a go".

"I travelled 84.6 miles to suck the teet of this Costitute, and it was only a fiver! Bargin!"

"I dont think they know it, but that Costitute has his shlong hanging out"

by The real Costitute May 8, 2009