dick loogie

male ejaculate, also referred to as semen, jizz and cum

This chick was slobbin my knob when I shot a dick loogie on her face--she was blind for three hours

by Chillmode May 9, 2006

Loogie Paradox

The perfect opportunity to be rid of and embarrass a local menace.

If that guy is bothering you then you should try the loogie paradox.

by Phyref0x February 8, 2022

nut loogie

nut loogie noun. Semen that is ejaculated forcefully, much like a loogie is spit from the mouth.

... and then I said, "Hey, whats that?!" and bam! nut loogie to the face!

by EjackuLator December 29, 2007

loogie

A wad of phlegm; another name for lunger.

Who splattered that huge loogie on the wall?

by bends February 6, 2003

Cock A Loogie

The act of hocking a loogie, only out of your cock. (In other words, for a male to have an orgasm.) Although "cock a loogie" can be used in any situation which involves ejaculation, if one were to be specific in the definition, then it would describe an ejaculation that is rocketed out of the urethra, but does not have the volume to be considered a jizz stream. Other tenses include: cocking a loogie, cocked a loogie, cocks a loogie

Jeez, Sally, if you keep it up like that I think I'm going to cock a loogie!

Sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, I'mn cocking a loogie on your mom right now. Please leave a message and kiss my ass.

Boy: Whay aren't you talking to me?
Girl: Because you cocked a loogie in my eye last night!

Twelve bucks Jimmy cocks a loogie in the first two minutes.

by Zack E. December 11, 2008

Dirty Loogey

A sex move in which the male orgasms in the females nostril and the semen drips down into the females mouth, which she then proceeds to spit into the males mouth

Randy just totally got a Dirty Loogey from Miranda

by SexBear January 7, 2011

hacking loogies

When you have a bad nasal and/or chest cold, and cruddy clumps of mucous needs to be spit out or blown with a kleenix.

I was sick at home hacking loogies, I could not go out that night.

I know I had a bad cold when I was hacking loogies in many colors. Forcing fluids and chicken soup today.

by Dah_09 April 13, 2009