langed

When a sports better is on the same wager as Brandon Lang.

Billy: I was on Clemson -3 in the Orange Bowl but they ended up losing by 40! What the fuck happened?

John: Simple, you got Langed!

by pleasedontfirelang January 7, 2012

longdick

When you hit that punani so hard and deep, the bitch can't walk for the next three days.

1)
"Yeah child, he longdicked me good, I look like I was riding a horse!"

2)
"Remember when I longdicked you, and broke your ovary?"
-Ghostface Killah

by osibisa October 21, 2007

Dals Långed

A place for them real gangstas, only real niggas live here. We got them hoes, them cash, them swag. Fuck your fake town. Believe dat.

Dals Långed is the craziest town in Sweden, don't go there if you don't got a gang with weapons nigga.
This is a warzone.

Example 1.
-Nigga you crazy, what the fuck.
-I'm from Dals Långed, I bust a cap in yo' ass nigga.
-Daaaamn.

Example 2.

-Ey homie, where them hoes at?
-They probably in Dals Långed.
-FUCK THEM LIL' CRACKERS.

by A real nigga G February 8, 2013

Heavily lunged

A large-breasted woman

When Debby Boothman came to the door clad only in a tank-top I finally realized how heavily lunged she was.

by AntoineStumpf June 30, 2021

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"

random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday

by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008

Longely

A term combining longing and lonely. This term is used when lonely doesnt cover the emotion. A person isnt alone, they have contact with an individual they love but long to be with them. Usually used in internet relationships because they spend time together but have no physical contact.

Even though they spent all day Instant Messaging, Yin and Yang were longely, as if they hadn't spent a single moment together.

by TiramiSue June 18, 2008