Longaphie

A man with outstanding genitals.
to be with or near a Longaphie is considered a blessing in most civilized religions.Or can mean to get screwed very hard, to the point of utter exhaustion.

-did you see that guy, his dick was almost a foot long, definetly a Longaphie.
-that guy i went out with last night was a longaphie, so naturally i couldnt walk in the morning, he Longaphie'd me.

by the hot womens union December 22, 2008

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

One of the greatest animated films ever. The 1999 film adaptation of the series South Park. It's an R rated musical masterpiece.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut?
Guy 2: No, South Park is bad show!
Guy 1: This movie is absolutely amazing, go see it!

by The Dog known as Rango March 27, 2021

dalla-longa

A chubby mean Canadian.

Oh that guy is just being a f---ing Dalla-Longa.
What's that?

Basically a douchey Canadian.

by ChubbsCanucken February 27, 2015

Longabear

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

Lingard

footballer for Manchester united football club. He plays the number 14 and bangs in bare goals.

Ronaldo-"Lingard taught me".

by khuttabatcha June 6, 2018

longaevi

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.

Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.

by longaevi December 31, 2011

Longered

this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.

it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it

by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018