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VB LONGNECK

ONLY THE REAL FUCKIN BEVERAGE MEN DRINK AT TWETY TWO EIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNIN, THE BLOODY MEN THAT DRINK THIS SHIT HAVE IRON BALLS AND SOLID TITANIUM AS THEIR FUCKIN PENIS. U CANT BE TOUGH CUNT IF U CANT HANLDE A VB LONGNECK BRIGHT IN THE FUCKIN MORNINGS WITH UR BLODDY CUNT OF A BREAKFAST
by Ilikeirneck69 November 27, 2021
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longneck

A large beer with a tapered 'long' neck.
Usually 750ml, can be 800ml.
Similar to a '40 in the USA.
"Pass me another longie/longneck."
"You want Toohey's New or VB?"
by Diego July 18, 2003
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longnecker

A person, male or female, who enjoys deepthroating extra long man sausages.
Bill- "Hey, did you hear about Parker ?"
Phong- "Yeah, I heard he went down 9" Nick."
Bill-"Guess that makes him a longnecker now."
by hawke4me April 18, 2015
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Longneckasaurus

A person that likes to show off their expensive clothes and connections to celebrities but doesn’t actually talk at all.
Richard, one of the rich kids in my Government class, was being a Longneckasaurus after joining the video call and not talking at all.
by WhippedCreamO_O September 18, 2018
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Longneck

Any person or thing that has a longneck. Most comonly referred to the Diplodocus, a dinosour, which was well known for having a long neck.

Recently, Katniss Everdeen (Jennifer Lawrence) from The Hunger Games has been known for having a long neck. Some people have given her the nickname Katneck Everlong. A mixture of her name and a refernce to her long neck.
Jennifer Lawrence is a longneck.
by Foxface July 27, 2012
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Longneck

Person who can swallow any duck whole
Man she got that longneck ;)”
by Jae20 August 3, 2019
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longneck

Longneck the devastating disease causing someone to believe they are a quality rapper. The Longneck is highly contagious, some early symptoms which can be noticed are purchasing $20 worth of beer, or identifying the forest as your home. If you start moving your hands in strange ways and making mouth motions that make no sense, it is recommended that you consult with a doctor as this most likely means you have contracted longneck.
You: "See that delusional rapper counting dollar bills in the forest"
Your friend: "Yeah stay away from that dude he has a mean case of longneck"
by THELONGNECK September 15, 2016
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