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Logistics

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.
Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.
by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009
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Genesis logistics

The worst place you can ever work at... Im some contries they send you to Genesis instead of prison.
IF you rob someone we will send you to Genesis Logistics for 10 years
by JORge ar December 23, 2010
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Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018
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Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.
Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.
by mhycro April 17, 2019
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legistic

the state of being so legit, you're majestic.
Yanni: Duuuude, it's so legistic!

Emily: Legistic?

Yanni: Yeah bro, like so legit it's majestic.

Emily: Sweeeeeet.
by Britton:3 September 18, 2011
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Logistic

Hilarious; tends to be used in a group linked to Michigan
Bruh, that joke was so logistic.”
by Loyalixre August 17, 2019
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Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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