Text Message
Linda: Fuckkkk youuu I'm so sickkk &&& tired of you.
Akeem: Bitch like I give a shit LMS.
Linda: Fuckkkk youuu I'm so sickkk &&& tired of you.
Akeem: Bitch like I give a shit LMS.
by Edward1996 November 25, 2011
Lynda's Meaty Surprise. LMS is a pie with a sloppy brown fecal like filling. Any meat can be put in here, the most common of course is a mixture of horse and roadkill. The pastry itself is hard and flakey and almost always burnt inside and out. A true delicacy which is honored in many cultures especially school canteens.
by George.McD May 03, 2019
by Bakpao September 13, 2009
Lick my Stapler
An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.
An acronym commonly used on Facebook implying that if you perform an entertaining yet stupid act for someone, they will do something for you.
by the pie knight August 31, 2011
Acronym for Lawn Mower, referring to a very slow, four wheeled motor vehicle with a broken or distastefully modified muffler, causing it to sound like a Lawn Mower. The operators of these vehicles are generally men between the ages of 16 and 25 who enjoy making noise with their mufflers by driving around using the lowest possible gear. This often results in attempts at races with high performance automobiles and motorcycles, obviously ending shame.
Rider of Suzuki GSX-R1000 high performance motorcycle:
"Look at this guy in the Honda Civic with the fart can, is he trying to race me? What an LM!"
"That LM is all show and no go."
"Look at this guy in the Honda Civic with the fart can, is he trying to race me? What an LM!"
"That LM is all show and no go."
by Mitchell G. June 05, 2007
Stands for Like my status
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook
Used in social networks which have status updates that have a like function. Ex. MyYearbook
by FullLockDown October 21, 2011
"Lick My Self" common among the dog and cat community as slang on instagram. Grooming pictures are popular on catstagram as a way for female cats and bitches (female dogs) to show of their many nipples.
by Fagbitch69 April 19, 2015