literally

A four syllable word used by monkeys to add emphasis and impress people. Monkeys who use the word don't understand what it means.

Dude: If that monkey says literally one more time I'll stomp him.
Chick: Literally?
Dude: Well, no.

by yarwknil March 29, 2010

Literally

Often used on Facebook by idiots. Adverb carrying the meaning of 'figuratively'. In real life means 'literally'.

OMG my phone its literally blowin up wit texts rite now.

by SarcasticBastard November 4, 2011

Literally

Figuratively (adv)

I literally died of laughter when Karen call him a penis butt.

by SparkyZee May 19, 2017

Literally

A phrase LeafyIsHere uses all the time making everyone want to commit suicide

"He is LITERALLY a 25 year old man!"

by LunaStark292 October 28, 2016

literally

Orwellian newspeak for "figuratively".

literallyfiguratively newspeak orwellian

by lwow January 20, 2016

Liter

French for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip.

"I want a god damn liter of cola."

"I dont know what that is."

"Liter is french, for give me some fucking cola before I break your fucking lip!"

by colincatastrophe September 24, 2006

Literally

A red flag, using the word "literally" will instantly make you look like a dumbass. Some will try to use it to make them look smart (oh wow look at them using a big word), when in fact they are ignorant and arrogant. It's filler for the stupid and non-charismatic.
Complements a person who uses the word "like" all the time.
Like, like, literally, literally.

Like, literally suck it.

by ye olde internet May 26, 2022